Prepare to be Moated! The Latest in Home Security for the Paranoid Prepper

Here at Crazy Carl’s Discount Moats, we specialize in constructing custom aquatic security systems to keep unwanted people away from your property. Don’t settle for a boring old electric fence or mundane security cameras. With one of our deluxe gator moats, you’ll be the envy of all your fellow preppers! Now, installing a moat can … Read more