Insider Exposes the Truth About Eclipses

This Doomsday Prepper video is about a man who wants to ban Eclipses.  His thought is that eclipses have occurred for billions of years, but what if we could eliminate them forever? A new study reveals the shocking impacts this would have on life as we know it. Removing eclipses would completely disrupt ecosystems that depend on these celestial events. Many animals rely on the darkness of an eclipse for migration, reproduction, and food-gathering.

Without eclipses, these animals would be thrown into chaos, potentially going extinct! Eliminating eclipses could also impact tides and weather patterns in unpredictable ways, leading to more extreme storms and flooding. On a societal level, the absence of eclipses would remove a shared human experience across cultures that has brought people together for millennia. Never seeing an eclipse again would represent a profound loss. While eliminating eclipses seems far-fetched, this thought experiment highlights how deeply eclipses are intertwined with life on Earth in ways we often take for granted. Even minor disruptions to these celestial rhythms could have resounding effects.

Watch how he prepares to end eclipses forever.

Disclaimer: This piece is satirical in nature and not intended as serious advice or commentary. Installing a live alligator moat raises serious ethical and legal concerns. Please consult your local laws before digging trenches or filling them with apex predators.