Getting to Know Us. Stupid Preppers is a new website started in January 2024 and is designed to highlight some stupidity in survival techniques and prepping while highlighting from experts the right way to go about preparing yourself for the “unknown.”
This includes:
Weekly Features
“Prepper of the Week“: A satirical profile of a prepper with outlandish beliefs or practices, like preparing for an alien fast-food invasion.
“Tech Tuesday: Gadgets Gone Wild”: Reviews of ridiculous prepper gadgets, such as a solar-powered toaster that can only toast one bread crumb at a time.
“Survivalist Recipe Corner”: Outrageously impractical recipes using typical prepper pantry items, like ‘Canned Bean and Twinkie Casserole’.
Regular Columns
“The Bunker Blog”: A mock diary of a prepper living in a bunker, dealing with daily challenges like growing carrots in a closet.
“Prepping Faux Pas”: Highlighting the more absurd aspects of prepper culture, such as mistaking a yoga retreat for a survivalist camp.
Feature Stories
“When Prepping Meets Hoarding: A Cautionary Tale”: A satirical piece on the fine line between being prepared and hoarding useless items.
“The Great Escape: Suburban Dad’s Backyard Bunker”: A humorous deep-dive into the life of a suburban dad who has built an over-the-top backyard bunker.
Special Editions
“The End-of-the-World Extravaganza”: A special issue released on dates predicted for the apocalypse, filled with tongue-in-cheek ‘last-minute tips’.
“Prepper’s Holiday Gift Guide”: A holiday season feature with ludicrous gift ideas for preppers, like monogrammed gas masks.
“If Zombie’s Attack.”